Saturday, September 30 at 6:30 PM
The time has come, minions! Months of planning, devious plotting, and underhanded dealings, have come together to produce what is perhaps this group's most evil plot: The Zeta Psi Corp Staff Appreciation and Doom Luncheon. The night will feature all your favorite evil Zete henchmen, villains, nemeses, dark magicians, and robots that weren't programmed to love (here's looking at you, Calvin!). It takes a lot of work to plot violent takeovers and bank heists, and it's made harder still when you're trying to fly under the radar by posing as university students. This event is to thank them, and their nefarious associates (that's you!) that bring us the illegal substances and paraphernalia, information, connections, and muscle required to make it all happen. So come on out, catch up with some old friends, mingle and network with those you haven't worked with yet, and have a great night! Tickets are $30 and include the following: 💀 Shitty charcuterie 💀 Choice of pizza or sandwiches 💀 Drink tickets (extra for those who buy early) 💀 Speeches by your favorite evil sons of bitches 💀 Bread throwing at speakers 💀 Goof awards ceremony 💀 Photo booth 💀 Pong 💀 Prize for best costume 💀 Continued festivities back at the house afterwards We encourage you to dress up as your favorite evil characters or stereotypes!